A Bit of Previous
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Kunt and the Gang used to be me and |
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| As I got older my belly started getting bigger and bigger until one day when I was 25 I had to have an operation to remove a lump they found growing inside me |
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| When they cut the lump out it had teeth and hair and its own heartbeat. It turned out I had spent the last 25 years hosting my parasitic twin. And so Little Kunt was born 25 years late |
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| I resented Little Kunt at first but mum and dad made me include him in the band |
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| Andy Kunt soon got fucked off with Little Kunt's snide comments. He said he felt like a spare prick, like Craig Logan in the whole Bros scenario. He left and moved to the Kuntryside |
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| So now it's just me and Little Kunt. It's weird, where he spent so much time inside me it's like he knows what I'm thinking. And all those times I interfered with myself he was in there listening... |
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